Funny Names...

I've been saving a list of hillarious names I've found while at work... Some of them I'm only going to put one part of the names just for privacy's sake. - Keep in mind I did not fabricate any of these names :D

What were their parents thinking?

ROBIN ROBINSON
RICHARD RICHARDSON
JOHN JOHNSON
MICHAEL MICHAELSON
SAM SAMUELSON
DAVID DAVIDSON
STEVEN STEPHENSON
ERNEST HEMINGWAY- jk i just threw that in

* The only that has an excuse is Robin Robinson who probably married into the name (stinks to be her :D)

FUNNY SOUNDING NAMES THAT I LIKED:

ERNESTINE RICHARDSON - Ernestine?? Ha
MUSTAFARD MICHEL - Mustaford?? His nicknames are yellowy goodness and ketchup's wife
SHERRY MATSUYAMA-HOOHULI - k so her last name is just really long
BARRY ZARZYCZNY - ha i don't even wanna try pronoucing this one
CHUCKWUEMEKA OFFOKANSI - oh foreigners :D


K Funny Names cuz they're real words or sound like words:

IVONA FIELD - with this first name you have so many possibilities
LONNIE DEAR - Lonnie dear can you get me some milk?
PATRICIA BEASTY - she actually is very skinny and well shaved
SWAN CHENG
Seife Bisrat - Biz Rat!
TIM BEEMAN - sounds like a cool superpower
FRANK HORNYAK - ha ha Horn yak- Horny Yak... so many choices
ROGER SMELLIE - i would legally change my name... Smellie!
William Pee - no comment


K my Favorites- read them out loud to understand them fully...WARNING OF SLIGHT VULGARITY--> but it's worth it.

STELLA STOCKER - she was awarded employee of the month 17 times at Albertson's
anita berger - I also need one
TRUE BREWSTER - a proud member and spokesperson of the AAA
BOBBI-JO ASSMANN - hee hee hee

Have a splendid day :D

I'm bringing Sexy back-- i mean Suspenders

While reading this blog, you should imagine the song "I'm bringing Sexy back" but instead of 'sexy' put in 'suspenders.

You heard it!! it's true- my latest stylin' that i want to bring to the masses. Does anyone remember like a few years ago when i wanted to spread the casual khaki. You know you wear khakis as versatile as jeans... well... suspenders!!! yay!!

K so for the last like year and a half i've always wanted to reintroduce suspenders. I mean you always see old guys at the temple wearing them- and i'm like heck i like suspenders- i haven't warn them since i was like five so i figured that a resurrgence of suspendersville would be great.

So here's some low quality photos of the suspenders!!!

Now what set me off the edge was the movie, PS I love You- the Irish dude wears them- and i was like ha now's the perfect time to strike. Every girl will see this movie and will plant a seed of suspenders in their brains... then they see me with suspenders- wonder a bit- but realize that i just look very good with suspenders- bam!! It'll be great... now the key to my suspenders is the belt (as commented by Ms. Baxter). Cuz i know you're suppose to wear suspenders or blet not both- but it look weird...

oh yeah and suspenders can snap!!

My 10 Things

10 THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY :D

Sharpies
Black and White
Large Blankets that can cover you
Stickey Notes
Girls with their own style
Sleak and Chic
Seamless Conversations
Gourmet Food
Foggy Mountains
Moments of Serendipity




10 I CANNOT STAND:

Pencil Shavings
Cereal
Girls who can't walk in High Heels but think they can
Soggy Bread
Boots
Cold Rain

Zits in prominent places
Gold
Shoelaces
People who act like they are smarter than they are