Funny Names...

I've been saving a list of hillarious names I've found while at work... Some of them I'm only going to put one part of the names just for privacy's sake. - Keep in mind I did not fabricate any of these names :D

What were their parents thinking?

ROBIN ROBINSON
RICHARD RICHARDSON
JOHN JOHNSON
MICHAEL MICHAELSON
SAM SAMUELSON
DAVID DAVIDSON
STEVEN STEPHENSON
ERNEST HEMINGWAY- jk i just threw that in

* The only that has an excuse is Robin Robinson who probably married into the name (stinks to be her :D)

FUNNY SOUNDING NAMES THAT I LIKED:

ERNESTINE RICHARDSON - Ernestine?? Ha
MUSTAFARD MICHEL - Mustaford?? His nicknames are yellowy goodness and ketchup's wife
SHERRY MATSUYAMA-HOOHULI - k so her last name is just really long
BARRY ZARZYCZNY - ha i don't even wanna try pronoucing this one
CHUCKWUEMEKA OFFOKANSI - oh foreigners :D


K Funny Names cuz they're real words or sound like words:

IVONA FIELD - with this first name you have so many possibilities
LONNIE DEAR - Lonnie dear can you get me some milk?
PATRICIA BEASTY - she actually is very skinny and well shaved
SWAN CHENG
Seife Bisrat - Biz Rat!
TIM BEEMAN - sounds like a cool superpower
FRANK HORNYAK - ha ha Horn yak- Horny Yak... so many choices
ROGER SMELLIE - i would legally change my name... Smellie!
William Pee - no comment


K my Favorites- read them out loud to understand them fully...WARNING OF SLIGHT VULGARITY--> but it's worth it.

STELLA STOCKER - she was awarded employee of the month 17 times at Albertson's
anita berger - I also need one
TRUE BREWSTER - a proud member and spokesperson of the AAA
BOBBI-JO ASSMANN - hee hee hee

Have a splendid day :D

If you give a mouse a cookie...

We all know that "if you give a mouse a cookie" he'll undoubtedly ask for a glass of milk. I mean every mouse that I have given a cookie to has always asked for a glass of milk. Every time! then a napkin then he has to go to the bathroom. Just don't give a mouse a cookie... unless you are ready to get into the whole experience.

Well, a new mouse/cookie experience has occurred. Heads up- just don't give a CowPie a MacBook Pro. Cuz if you give a CowPie a MacBook, he'll ask for a laptop case. If he asks for a case, undoubtedly he'll ask for a new messenger bag- if you accept he'll ask for one that includes a case. If his laptop doesn't fit in the in-bag case, he'll return the bag. If he does, he just has to get a case- if the case doesn't fit, he'll return it and then start thinking... and you don't want to get a CowPie thinking. Well, this is what resulted from the thinking:

Yep- I made my own case... well my mom did :D it was made for less than 5 dollars. And in fact, 2 others will come- so that i can change the case up depending on my mood. As you can see we have BATMAN!! A chubby turtle print may be coming... and a case based on my blog background :D Don't give a CowPie a MacBook- unless you what the whole experience.

Cloverfield-- the puke fest!

I saw Cloverfield last Wednesday- and it was really good I thought. The acting drove the movie to success. The thrilling story line made it impossible for the needless "stop and chatting," which I hate in action. I really believed like I was in the movie- in fact, it wasn't like some lame spin off of Godzilla, but a superb movie entirely- BUT.... I can never see it again. The movie is in the point of view of main group of friends on their journey through Manhattan. They have video camera- and i got sick- twice... I spent the whole movie in the alcove walking and not watching and then watching and puking... I now understand why people tell you to lean your head back while you puke-- my head was down and stomach acid poured into my sinuses... yay... so go see it!! it's way good- but don't if you get motion sick from home videos :D

Evolution of Snow

I love snow- and when i was saying how i was excited for snow today, my coworkers all grunted and groaned. Perplexed I enquired "W...w...w... why?" They just glared- i have come to conclusion why adults don't like snow aside from its beauty.

For the little ones snow means:

Snow men
Snow Angels
Snow Ball Fights
Sledding
Christmas and presents
Snow Days!
Skiing/Snowboarding
Snow forts
Hot Coco with Marshmellows
Catching Snowflakes on Tongues
No School for holidays

then the joy of Snow turns into a bleak three months. :l


for the old ones snow means:

Slipping on Ice
Extra Hour for commuting
Accidents
Warming the Car in the Morning
Shoveling the driveway
Even less light
Red Air Alert (what the heck?!?!)
Holiday Bills




I'm still a little one and love the snow!! Yay snow!!

Someone Mac Me!!!

Ha ha guess who's a proud owner of a MacBook Pro! Yep you got it- my little brother Ammon just got a mac and he loves it. He just sits there typing nothing at all because he loves it so. He doesn't do anything at all- just sits and browses and sings while he does it-

Okay it's me!!! ha ha ha yay!!! yaay!! It's amazing! Just even the charger is cool- it's magnetic so you don't have to worry about tripping over it and pulling your laptop with you- the plug just comes out- no hassle. I still haven't figured out everything, but the more I figure out the more I love it. I love it so much that my beautiful MacBook Pro has filled my empty single life just a little more- sorry potential girls, you have to be pretty amazing to take me away from my new Mac.

A Zit in the Ear

I have a zit in my ear. It hurts... and when i put my earphones in, the zit hurts. What a turn of fate.

I'm bringing Sexy back-- i mean Suspenders

While reading this blog, you should imagine the song "I'm bringing Sexy back" but instead of 'sexy' put in 'suspenders.

You heard it!! it's true- my latest stylin' that i want to bring to the masses. Does anyone remember like a few years ago when i wanted to spread the casual khaki. You know you wear khakis as versatile as jeans... well... suspenders!!! yay!!

K so for the last like year and a half i've always wanted to reintroduce suspenders. I mean you always see old guys at the temple wearing them- and i'm like heck i like suspenders- i haven't warn them since i was like five so i figured that a resurrgence of suspendersville would be great.

So here's some low quality photos of the suspenders!!!

Now what set me off the edge was the movie, PS I love You- the Irish dude wears them- and i was like ha now's the perfect time to strike. Every girl will see this movie and will plant a seed of suspenders in their brains... then they see me with suspenders- wonder a bit- but realize that i just look very good with suspenders- bam!! It'll be great... now the key to my suspenders is the belt (as commented by Ms. Baxter). Cuz i know you're suppose to wear suspenders or blet not both- but it look weird...

oh yeah and suspenders can snap!!