Milk, my arch nemesis

Milk melts off my flesh. No joke... it's true. To make a quick story, I was carving Michelangelo's David out of ice cream and then I suffered the consequences for months as my skin healed itself.

I have always thought that I was lactose intolerant since milk and various dairy products give me aches and pain. Well, I have always wanted to know what happens to my body when the reaction occurs.

Currently, I am doing a research paper on the very topic. First update- I may not be lactose intolerant after all... interesting.

- more updates to come.

-Jarom

Sad Thought

For the past two weeks, I've been trying to go to the temple. It just seemed that every time I wanted to go something would inevitably come up. I say to myself "Satan, you may have deterred me this time, but I will go!" Today happened to be Columbus Day, and I didn't have to work (school is another story). All of a sudden I had the brilliant idea that I could go to the temple. No complications, no tests, no work... just the temple (PS I've been stressed lately since I have 4 tests this week... ugh). I was walking swiftly to home when I paused in disbelief and realized it was Monday- temple is closed. Sad day


Dear Temple,

I miss you. I'm coming I swear. But if you could do me one favor.. make your hours more flexible ;D.

with love,

Jarom

Funny thing is that the temple is open pretty much all day every day and yet I can't seem to find time. Not to worry- I will accomplish my goal... I don't believe in failure.

Who ate my pie!?!?

Seriously, don't play dumb. I know you ate my pie!! Just because I have offered A SLICE of pie to you in the past, it does not mean this time nor does it constitute the COMPLETE CONSUMPTION of my awesome peach pie! Don't tell me it's good- I know it's good! Heck, it's so good that I wanted some but your face face had to go and eat it. That's it... next pie with be laced with ex-lax. Take this as fare warning!