Thursday, October 23, 2008

Milk, my arch nemesis

Milk melts off my flesh. No joke... it's true. To make a quick story, I was carving Michelangelo's David out of ice cream and then I suffered the consequences for months as my skin healed itself.

I have always thought that I was lactose intolerant since milk and various dairy products give me aches and pain. Well, I have always wanted to know what happens to my body when the reaction occurs.

Currently, I am doing a research paper on the very topic. First update- I may not be lactose intolerant after all... interesting.

- more updates to come.



Missy Johnson said...

You are seriously one of the funniest people on the planet. I am pretty sure I am also lactose intolerant to some degree--actually, I know I am. But I eat cheese anyway. And it makes me sick every stinking time (I don't recommend it).

Re-comment on the blog homie.

Lianne said...

I remember the skin and fingernails falling off. That was sick! And that was possibly one of the craziest things ever!

Britt said...

I have a question. Is it true that more Asian people are lactose intolerant than white people? just a thought

Joseph and Katie said...

can we still be friends, even though i LOVE milk, (and cereal :)and always, always will?

A. HOLLAND. ETC. said...

oh my gosh...i forgot about ice cream carving. just admit it, you are a freak.

Kimber said...

Jarom...I've just spent 20 minutes amusing myself reading your blog. Thank you for making me smile...your pumpkins are genius.