I AM FREAKING OUT!! It's official- I am old and therefore am out of style. Sadness
I went to go buy jeans and a dress shirt (date on friday). I have a very large rump roast aka bum, and my wallet has made a huge whole in my back pocket, which incidentally looks like my wallet. Well, I went to go buy my jeans at PacSun which has a nice blend of fashionable jeans mixed with a wonderful price. I go in and find the jeans. I look at the headings 'Premium Jeans,' 'Hammond's Loose,' 'Rincon Straight,' 'Dillon's Skinny,' and 'Drakes Skinniest.' Hmm where are my boot cut jeans? I must have missed the sign or they definitely forgot to put up the sign. So I went and talked to the cashier.
'Excuse me miss. Do y'all have boot cut jeans?'
'Boot Cut?...?'
'Yeah'
'Well, they're going out so I think we have a few left in clearance. You'll have to go check.'
Instantly, my heart dropped... death I thought... DEATH! I found my favorite pair, which I had been sporting that day and tried them on. Once in the secure confines of the dressing room I called home. 'Jacob, this is an emergency! Guess where I am..' 'Where?' 'The hospital!' 'What the crap?!' 'ha ha just kidding I'm at PacSun' 'oh' (obviously unamused) 'But seriously, PacSun is getting rid of Boot Cut Jeans!!' 'What are boot cut jeans.' WHAT!??!!?!??! 'Only the best kind ever! What kind of jeans do you wear?' 'The only cool kind- skinny jeans....' Thoughts began rushing into my mind... how does he not know what Boot Cut Jeans are?!?! Why has skinny jeans become the norm? I can't wear them- I have thunder thighs- and it's uncomfortable- EXTREMELY uncomfortable. I had a similar conversation with Ammon. I came to the conclusion I am out of style- I am old. So I ended up buying 3 pairs of the exact same jeans each for 10 bucks. Sadness
(PS THESE LOOK WEIRD)
Oh I also bought t-shirts from Banana.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Out of Style
Ventured by Jarom at 6:27 PM
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Oh man, "out of style" you say? Well, I doubt that. Who cares what PacSun of Jacob think. I say, sport the boot cut! And then sport the same pair the next day, and the next day and the next. Oh, and the part about the thunder thighs made me laugh pretty hard. Kudos about the Banana t-shirts. You're a stud.
i can't do skinny. i hate skinny. and why wouldn't someone know what boot cut are? i can't do skinny!!! i feel your pain- my children have no hope for skinny thighs.
hahahaha you admitted to shopping at pac sun!
Um yeah, welcome to being old. I have the same problem with jeans... and I also really like boot cut. Who wants to be uncomfortable in jeans (skinny jeans) just wait it only gets worse... Shopping just makes me depressed now.
I don't know how skinny jeans ever came to be the style. But you really can't find bootcut anywhere! I can't believe it!!
Um K Jarom, this is so funny! If anyone needs some retail therapy it is SO me! But I am glad you got some in too:) You always look fab.
I could not agree more!! How could my favorite pair of jeans be out of style?! Next it's mom jeans...
I could not agree more!! How could my favorite pair of jeans be out of style?! Next it's mom jeans...
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